I am DISGUSTED!!!!!!!!!!!!

First, I was excited that they were making a movie about Janis Joplin, The Gospel according to Janis. Then i found out who was playing her...ZOOEY DESCHANEL!?!?! Here's the deal, Janis was a big, strong, powerful, real woman with thoughts and feelings and a soul. Zooey is a ditsy little shrimpy vegan nitwit! I am disgusted, not to be stupid or anything but they were better off casting me, hell, i look just like Janis and i can SING! But that's enough of that.
After Christmas I'll be starting on a book, Back In Time For Janis. I won't say too much about the plot but it has to do with Janis Joplin and time travel (obviously!).